MEN are HARD to PLEASE

The big problem with guy is :::

If you TREAT him NICELY, he say you are IN LOVE with them,
If you don't, he say you PROUD,
If you WEAR NICELY,he say you are trying to LURE him,
If you don't, he say you are from KAMPUNG,
If you ARGUE with them, he say you are STURBBON,
If you are QUIET he say you are NO BRAIN
If you are SMARTER than him, he will LOSE FACE
If he's SMARTER than you, he is GREAT
If you dont LOVE him, he try to POSSESS you
If you LOVE him, he will try to LEAVE you
If you don't MAKE LOVE with him, he say you don't LOVE him
If you do!! he say you are CHEAP
If you tell him your PROBLEM, he say you are TROUBLESOME
If you don't, he say that you don't TRUST him
If you SCOLD him, you like a NANNY to him
If he SCOLD you, it is because he CARES of you
If you break the PROMISE, you cannot be TRUSTED
If he break the PROMISE, he is FORCE to do so
If you SMOKE, you are a BAD GIRL
If he SMOKE, he is a GENTLEMEN
If you do WELL in the exam, he say it's LUCK
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS
If you HURT him, you are CRUEL
If he hurt you, you are too SENSITIVE

[MEN]
So hard to please-.-

.:.elaine.:.